So I had this amazing plan to surprise my siblings with a trip to Disney, with a puzzle that I made saying we were leaving. I worked so hard on it, and everyone knew to keep it a secret, including my grandmother.

We leave Friday. Two days from now and then we leave and I was so excited. But my grandmother decided to spill the beans to them after a year of planning the whole thing. I’m so mad right now I can’t even express it. We had to convince two other members of the family to keep their traps shut, and then TWO DAYS BEFORE she decides to ruin it. I’ve worked so hard on this for nothing. Gotten excited for those surprised faces that I’ll never see.

I’m upset, I’m mad, and most of all I’m sad because I missed seeing their faces light up at the thought of disney, the one thing I was looking forward to the most. All because someone couldn’t keep their mouth shut for two more days.

charliebradberry:

Sad Cat Diary

“Dear diary, it is three in the morning. The authorities have closed the door to the bedroom. I can only assume that they have forgotten about me and have left me here to die. As a last resort I will stand post for the rest of the night and sing the song of my people in hopes that they rescue me.”

My food dish is now half empty, it appears that I may soon starve to death. This may be my last entry.

queerscar:

what

The new Rebecca Black everyone. Booty sensation…

ask-dune-and-kei:

ender-alice:

theenderchimera:

ask-dune-and-kei:

i changed my background again

*laughs*

THIS IS PERFECT

SO FUCKING PERFECT!

X

Bahhahaha yes please.

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thedavesofourlives:

thesparkofourlives:

thedavesofourlives:

lostforasecond:

thedavesofourlives:

DONT EVER TRY TO ERASE WITH SMENCIL ERASERS WHAT THE FUCK

number 2 is wrong it should be 1/r

shit son you’re right

i guess you’re gonna have to erase that

FUCK

I thought they signed it in blood at first.

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das-uberchicken:

worksofwalt:

Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think about it, but I fairly confident it was not a planned story by the creators of the movie. But it certainly fits. So here goes.

The Great Stone Dragon is featured three times in the movie: First, Mulan stands beside the statue when she sings about how she wishes her outside would match her inside, and that her actions and appearances were in line with her inner character. Second, Mulan sits on the base of the statue watching her father pass his final night before going off to war, it is here that she makes her decision to take his place. And the third time is when the ancestors attempt – and fail – to awaken the spirit.

So why does the statue crumble? Because it’s empty. Because the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon has already awakened and given Mulan the strength she needed to make her decision and go to war in her father’s stead. Mulan woke the dragon (calm down, Viserys) when she sang ‘Reflection’ beside him, and he gave her his spirit when she sat in the rain watching her father, passing to her all of the strength of the Great Stone Dragon. So when the ancestors try to wake him, he’s already gone.

Anyway that’s the theory. As I said, I don’t know that I buy into it, but it certainly makes a lot of sense. 

My childhood just got more beautiful

Damn Disney, you brilliant!

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Disney World surprise puzzle! This is how we are telling my siblings we are going because they have no idea.

chudails:

the-cats-hatter:

theserraangel:

kiwibutt:

teppelin:

jesus christ I seriously can’t watch Lion King anymore because Nala is giving Simba bedroom eyes and then it clicks that they’re making their sequel baby

SIMBA PUT YOUR LION DICK IN ME, WE NEED TO FRANCHISE THIS SHIT

HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS

I CAN’T HANDLE TUMBLR TONIGHT.

HAKUNA MY TATAS

i quit the internet

I lost my shit. Like seriously where is it.

(via jennstarkid)

I am so blessed to have my mother in my life, and I thank God everyday for her. I hope that we have many years to come, and that she knows how much she means to me. Have a happy mothers day, and God bless!

walk-slow:

hunkules:

if you haven’t seen Imagine Dragons’ new video for “Demons” you may need to emotionally prepare yourself

fuck man one of my favourite songs ugh sfhweuifegh SOMEONE SEE THEM WITH ME OR I’LL GOUGE MY EYES OUT WITH SHARP OBJECT

This band literally represents what music should be in this world.

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